this is a catastrophe and I have to pee!!!

My flight boards in 9 minutes. I contemplated asking someone to watch my bag for a few minutes before deciding I did in fact not want to pee my pants. I asked the man sitting across from me to watch my stuff while I ran to the bathroom. I should’ve left it at that. But no I had to say, “I swear I’m not suspicious”. Why did I do that? Only a suspicious person would do that. After I fumbled that I knew I had to be quick. I hurried over to the bathroom and saw the long line. I was upset. I looked over at the men’s restroom and there was not a person in sight. Why, why, why have we not solved the problem that is women’s restrooms? Why must there always be a line?

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