It’s season 35 for Dancing with the Stars and I’m in. I haven’t religiously watched since maybe being a 4th grader in 2013? Luckily, I’m living with my lifelong bestie and she’s never skipped a season, so Tuesdays are now sacred in our household. TV is so much more fun when it becomes a conversation.

Anyway, here’s my dreamed-up lineup for Dancing with the Stars. Not really sure how they choose “stars” category-wise, but I tried to hit a bunch of different niches and age groups:

Jake Shane

Benny Drama

Cupcake Wars host (Justin Willman)

Bethenny Frankel

PewDiePie

Steve Martin

Lindsay Hubbard

Nina Dobrev

Caitlyn Jenner

Zara Larsson

Rupi Kaur? (I feel like a poet is needed)

Timothée Chalamet’s mom

Gwyneth Paltrow

Jonathan Groff

Bergie from Love Island

Daniela (Katseye) / Adam’s ex-gf

Taylor Lautner

Charlamagne tha God (aka The Breakfast Club host)

Zoella

Homer Simpson’s voice (Dan Castellaneta)