I just learned that Paula Abdul isn’t a chef. I learned this by seeing her in an RHOBH episode at the Homeless Not Toothless gala. She appeared on screen and I just thought, “How is she famous again? Oh yeah, she’s a chef.” Something didn’t feel right, so I googled it and

I would’ve never guessed. If anything, I would’ve guessed I know her from Dancing with the Stars, but not as a professional dancer—as a “star.” I wasn’t sure what her star-worthy background was, but that checked out.