Ep 2: Soooo I just called my baby—she’s fully 16—cousin, and she picked up on the first ring! I was shocked. She has one of those annoying fake-out voicemails that goes, “Hi, hello? Are you there?” making you think she actually answered. I get fooled every single time. So I genuinely did a double take when she said it was really her.

Anyway, I’m on speakerphone in her car—like, what? I’ve never had older cousins, so I don’t really know the blueprint—definitely makes me feel ancient—but I feel like I’m nailing the cool older cousin role.

Ep 3:

I’m at the eye doctor, and why am I fully gabbing it up with the optometric assistant? She was asking me all the standard intake questions—did you just graduate, all that jazz—but then she told me she also just graduated. Whattttt.

Now this is fun. It’s wild how easily we fell into just being total chillers together, zero self-editing required.