While texting, dreaming, or consuming all sorts of media, I always seem to get the absolute best ideas—only to immediately forget about them.

On the rare occasions that I actually manage to jot them down in the moment, I inevitably forget the added context. As a result, they always end up looking completely random and cryptic rather than awesome and brilliant. Without that original context, I would never be able to explain, let alone understand, whatever it was I actually meant at the time.

Well, today I decided to just hop on my blog and enlighten the world anyway.

I’m going to start saying: “Nose goes!” whenever I don’t want to do something.

Which, yes, I know is an incredibly standard, elementary-school rule of survival—but trust me, it’s going to be awesome.