I recently went to Los Angeles and experienced a lot of culture shock. Here are my best observations.

• Only in LA can you go under a bridge that your plane flies off
• LA trees are crazy – Did Dr.Seuss live in California?
• When walking on the street all of the buildings are an American Girl dollish height
• Yellow fire hydrants
• Sidewalks have a curvy pattern
• Planes are insane – If I lived here I would be extremely afraid of planes. I’ve seen planes close by in the sky, but I have never been UNDER them constantly.
• I’ve been in California for two hours and I have acne
• I forgot in LA there’s no straws
• Why are all of the children causally model-like beautiful?
• People in LA use chopsticks and the waiters don’t immediately bring silverware to the table with them
• LA bilboards are either pickles or the next new tv show
• REI is next to a palm tree
• People casually lean on others’ cars smoking
• The grocery store is crazy about bags- shame is felt
• A man just straight up stole a watermelon from the grocery store and is walking off like he is carrying a soccer ball
• There is ALWAYS a helicopter in sight – rip Kobe
• *At the Dodgers game* the fans clap but in a very strange way, the fans rarely stand, when saying do do do do do do charge! they do not say charge, their walkup music is funny like classical Disney music, the fans harass eachother