What’s the new rendition of,“You really didn’t know Tame Impala is one person, Kevin Parker”.

The classic, I’m more of a die hard fan than you are. Which I think is dumb.

Some people don’t know anything other than the lyrics to their favorite band’s songs, and that’s okay. Everything is relative and there’s nothing to prove.

I get it, it’s complicated when your favorite artist skyrockets to the top charts. Happy for them but a little bit saddened as more distance forms in the parasocicial relationship between artist and fan.

So what’s the new way to call someone a fake fan?