why? why would you, as a man, think oh! I know what’s perfect for my dating profile—I’ll put that my most irrational fear is cockroaches. well sir, you just played yourself. if you can’t kill a cockroach for me, then it’s over—that’s the one thing you’re supposed to be good for. he’s probably lost so many matches. such a brave choice. I will never understand the mind of a man.