I was doing some reflecting on the year thus far, and wow a lot of crazy things have happened. Pretty unbelievable shiz.

• Alcatraz reopening
• Dave Portnoy Auschwitz student field trip
• Nicole Kidman going to Charli XCX Brat tour
• Katy Perry space tourism kissing the earth stunt
• American Airlines figure skating plane crash
• Millisecond long TikTok ban
• Kendrick Lamar jeans Super Bowl halftime show
• Pinkalicious book ban
• Blue Man Group retirement
• Punxsutawney Phil’s first Groundhog Day as a dad
• Bernie Sanders introducing Clairo at Coachella
• Carrie Underwood Inauguration performance accapella edition
• Heidi Klum and Nikki Glaser ripping off Benson Boone’s clothes at the Grammys (he then did a backflip)
• Cameron Dallas on LinkedIn (he posted about needing help with engagement and now begging for people to follow him on Instagram)
• Sabrina Carpenter on Fortnite
• American Pope
• Labubu obsession
• Rosa Parks’ appearance at The Met Gala on Lisa’s crotch (Idk who Lisa is)
• Zayn singing Night Changes on the 10 year anniversary of him leaving One Direction
• Kylie Kelsey announcing Peppa Pig’s mom is pregnant
• Trump pardoning the Chrisleys – Todd claiming he’s innocent
• Kim Kardashian graduating law school (not a lawyer)
• Jonas Brothers Friendly’s limited edition ice cream flavor
• Noah Kahn Zyn concert
• JoJo Siwa’s $900 VIP tickets
• Jane Goodall on Call Her Daddy
• Good Samaritan Medical Center Lilly Pulitzer birthing suites in West Palm Beach, FL
• The death of the penny? (maybe)
• Skims nipple piercing bra
• Abby Lee Miller posting for JoJo Siwa’s 22nd birthday
• Justin Bieber Joint Rhode phone case
• This existing: Getting Dirty with my Sentient Lesbian Washing Machine by Chuck Tingle (found on meme page- just checked it was not a meme page it was Chuck Tingle’s Instagram)
• Croc vape holder
• Bill Belichick’s girlfriend banned from UNC (probs not real)

Two awesome things that have happened thus far

• Lorde is back
• Taylor owns her music

What a time to be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!