Have you ever noticed? Today while at a pizza joint, I realized soda is sexist. Today while at Marinara the pizza joint, I wasn’t sure if I wanted a drink, but when I saw the tall boy Diet Coke, I needed a drink. I went to grab it, and saw that it was a “share a Coke w” version, (which I love and I’m so happy about) I got “Gurl” which also was a major selling point. My bff and fellow pizza eater, Caroline pointed out how the regular Cokes said “Bruh”. We’ve already established the fake idea that diet drinks are for girls. If it wasn’t already obvious, “bruh” and “gurl” solidified the sexist sodas.