I was feeling extra maternal the other day. Maybe it was my hormones, maybe it was just me. Not in a baby-fever kind of way—more like, I want a cute little thing to hold and care for kind of way. I know I can’t, but I’m cravingggg a little hamster. I know it’s a horrible idea, so it’s not happening… but if I end up within 300 feet of a pet store, I will be leaving with a hamster.

The only alternative I can think of is a Zhu Zhu Pet. I really want a hamster… so should I just get a Zhu Zhu Pet?