I’m not one who cares about award shows, because:

A. Only my opinion is relevant to consuming media

B. They are public spectacles that just keep the media relevant and try and drag it out as long as possible.

If anything I watch/look at the red carpet.

However, I love being right, so here are my Grammy predictions. Also included what I want to win.

Record of the year :

winning: Espresso – Sabrina Carpenter

I wish: Fortnight – Taylor Swift and Post Malone

Album of the year:

Winning: Cowboy Carter – Beyoncé

I wish: TTPD – Taylor Swift

Song of the year:

Winning: Birds of a Feather – Billie Eilish and Finneas

I wish: Texas Hold ‘Em – Beyoncé

Best new artist:

Winning: Chappell Roan

I wish: Doechii

Producer of the year:

Winning: I don’t know any of them

I wish: Jack Antonoff

Songwriter of the year:

Winning: I don’t know any of them

I wish: Jack Antonoff

Best pop solo performance:

Winning: I haven’t seen any of these performances but Espresso- Sabrina Carpenter

I wish: Apple – Charli XCX

Best pop duo/group performance:

Winning: Us – Gracie Abrams and Taylor Swift

I wish: Girl, so confusing featuring Lorde – Charli XCX and Lorde (not nominated)

Best pop vocal album:

Winning: Short n’ Sweet – Sabrina Carpenter

I wish: TTPD by Taylor Swift (what even is pop?)

Best dance/electric recording:

Winning: Brat – Charli XCX

I wish: Neverender – Justice and Tame Impala

Best dance pop recording:

Winning: Von Dutch – Charli XCX

I wish: I don’t even know what this means

Best dance/electronic album:

Winning: Brat – Charli XCX

I wish: Hyperdrama – Justice

Best remixed recording:

Winning: I couldn’t care less, and I am not entertaining this idea

I wish: Girl, so confusing featuring Lorde – Charli XCX and Lorde (not nominated)

Best alternative music album:

Winning: no idea but hopefully Charm – Clairo

I wish: Charm – Clairo

I’m stopping now, because:

A. I don’t care

B. There’s so many awards

C. I don’t care