As a kid raised on The Flintstones and The Jetsons, I am not new to time travel. The Jetsons exploded my imagination and left big shoes for the future to fill. Well, they haven’t even built the sole yet. How do so many “futuristic” things not exist? Not even flying cars? The Jetsons was created in 1962 and is staged in 2062. Ok, let’s pretend that climate change isn’t real for a second and that there are hopes beyond 2050. 2062 is 37 years away. The clock is ticking… I’ll be waiting.

Current demands:

• A cord to plug my brain into my computer and it writes down all my ideas and creates the pictures I can’t form in my head. Be able to transfer and transcribe every thought.
• Sky trains
• Cloud parties
• Wings
• A kitchen that reads my mind
• Teleportation (pls)
• Sky apartments
• Flying cars (always a clear and free path)
• Robot taskmaster
• Pluto
• Space elevator (never needs inspections and doesn’t cause nausea)
• Sunlight switch (personal weather)
• Smart closets (like Cher’s and it puts the outfit on you as you swipe through options)
• Magic
• Holograms
• More conveyor belts
• A way to talk to animals
• Privacy at the snap of a finger (invisible cloak)
• Undo button for real-life
• Meal-in-a-pill
• Automatic exit strategy (button)