not to be narcissistic buttt: plane edition

The flight attendant has been pouring me champagne nonstop and keeps winking at me. He just took the napkin off my lap. Does he love me? Update on my way to the bathroom we did a who’s gonna move dance and then he asked me where I was going and I said to the bathroom and then someone was in the bathroom. So we continued talking and he said I’m going to his favorite place. Then he dropped a fork and I picked it up and he said we’re hiring and winked.

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