Here are somethings I overheard while in Los Angeles.

• “I asked him, “are there any ugly people here?” * woman talking to her girlfriends about a recent wedding she went to
• “Can I have the knife after you?” “NO” “I need to sharpen things” * little kids in the woods on my hike
• “In tahooooooe” * random man on beach
• “Aight Ima take 6 shots and race [insert friend’s name here] home” “I bet you can I’ll put money on it” *very drunk man and his friends in response